dynastycrisis: when people act like it’s cool to not read books
toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
so i have this permanent retainer and ive had it for over a year now with no problems…but now part of the bottom one popped off and fine it’s in the middle of the chain nbd but then it starts cutting me…and more is coming loose…and then last night when i was nomming a brownie and ice cream (mind you i wait for the ice cream to soften cause i dont like it suppper cold) the...
Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
seafiish: airinn: So I started watching Revolutionary Girl Utena and just… how the hell was she wearing this under a dress?1/1/1?!??? i don’t see anything odd here
TO ANYONE WHO HAS THE NEW IOS5 ON THEIR IPOD IPAD OR IPHONE, ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR GAMECENTER ACCOUNT? IF YOU DID HOW DO YOU GET YOUR OLE ACCOUNT BACK???
so it took me legit the WHOLE day to update my ipad and guess what? the update lost all my achievements on all of my games… escuse me while i go kill something…
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
stayworthless: Apparently too nice for hate..
Things I love about the Avengers fandom →
erindizmo: teenagemutantninjaearthworm: No shipping wars. You can either ship all the things or have just one OTP and no one gives a fuck. It is generally accepted that Steve and Tony are married and raising Spiderman despite the lack of logic in that situation Robert Downey Jr is literally interchangeable with Tony Stark at any time. They are one and the same Avengers can be crossed over...
-thereandbackagain asked: SHIT OMG LOL I THOUGHT THAT WAS A CHECK AND YOU MEANT EVEN NUMBERS AWKWARD HAHA
just leaving this here
Wait oh my god, please these are actually so...
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
omg I want people's headcanons about me
[[MORE]] recently…i feel like im a bother to people…i saw an old friend the other day and we made plans to catch up together and such but then other events take up her time and my other friend whom i really started talking to again has started ignoring me and idk i just feel like im being to clingy to keep trying and im being a bothersome person…
outwitha-bang: quillery: I woke up this morning with an epiphany: no one has done this already (as far as I know), so it was up to me to make it exist. You’re welcome. I HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW
frankcest: i google imaged “otp” and the results showed a bank is this where i deposit my feels
pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
qichi: people keep lamenting that “fandom doesn’t feel like a family anymore” and i’m just, like, looking at my dad’s facebook drama with his new girlfriend and how my aunt guilts everybody about not spending enough time with her and everybody gossiping about whether or not my one cousin is gay and LIKE. I DUNNO. FEELS LIKE A FAMILY TO ME, MAN.
supervengers: So, today, my mom was cleaning out the fridge, and she set an Avengers Dr.Pepper can on the ground, nice an gentle, and the thing exploded, and went everywhere. I just bothered to look at the can. It’s got the Hulk on it.
tavrosnitramsmassivebonebulge: somethinghomo: The kids all team up and catch Lord English in a trap, and then Rose goes up to him and says “Now let’s see who Lord English REALLY is!” and then she takes his mask off and it’s really Old Man Jenkins and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids and their stupid dog. theory more like fucking canon thank
AU where all the Avengers are teachers →
whereismybluescarf: wrenchwench: AU where all the Avengers are teachers— Tony’s the smartass physics teacher, the one whose exams are impossibly difficult, but you can’t even hate him for that, because he tells the best stories and lets you swear and eat in class or use your phone, because he does all of that, too. He’ll basically let you get away with anything because he gives even less of...
rizeira: teddybear-lucifer: arashikouma: ...